According to The Washington Post, a talking cow will greet visitors to the Billy Graham Memorial, which will give tourists a chance to walk all over Billy's grave.
Disturbing.
What's with the children of famous people wanting to make their parents into a joke post-mortem? Ted Williams's son froze his dad's dismembered corpse. Now Billy's kids want to make their dad's grave the conclusion to a Mr.-Toad's-Wild-Ride-Kiddie-Theme-Park-Adventure.
"Hey Kids!! You know how you wanted to go to Disney World???"I think I join Billy in saying, "Jesus."
"Yeah!!!!"
"Well, instead, we're going to the place where legendary evangelist Billy Graham was reduced to a cheesy toursit trap!"
"Yayyyy!!!"
Let it be known. When I die, I want to be buried like a normal person. In a cemetery.
On Mars.
