The controversy over opening a Palestinian chicken restaurant next to the sacred land of Goldblatt's Deli may never end, but in America, there's no greater friend to Muslims than the Jews.
That's according to a recent study conducted by the Abu Dhabi Gallup Center.
Whereas only 56% of Protestants believe Muslims living in the U.S. are loyal to the country, 80% of Jews do. Protestants and Catholics are far more likely to believe Muslims are sympathetic to the goals of Al-Qaeda.
Of course, Jews know all too well the results of blaming an entire religious group for all of a nation's ills.
So let us break challah and pita together, and dip them in hummus, and lay the blame for the world's craziness where it really belongs.
The British.
